Let’s see here. I’ve looked over your shopping list and we’ve put together all the items you requested for your order. Can we just confirm that we’ve gotten everything that you need? You have two baseball bats, made from maple wood, three carbon graphite golf clubs, and the X240 golf club bag model. That one certainly carries a lot of clubs! You also have a pair of sweatpants on your shopping list and… one cricket bat. You know, you’re quite the athletic fellow. Most people barely get off of the couch these days, so it’s so refreshing to see someone that’s so invested in sports! Do you teach gym at the local elementary school? Anyways, the last item on your list appears to be one goalie hockey stick. You know, we do carry a top of the line face mask that would go great with that hockey stick that we…

What’s that? Of course, we’ll add it to your list right away… Mr. Jones, was it?

We would love to have been there during the moment when Casey Jones bought the weird hodgepodge of sporting equipment for his career as a vigilante! Unfortunately, we were unable to witness that moment. We do, however, have this licensed Casey Jones Replica Mask, which comes from the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.