Have you or a loved one been victim of a roleplaying party derailing your carefully laid out plans almost immediately? Have you found yourself telling the group to take a break earlier than intended because months of intricate puzzles and rooms have taken a back-seat to a bard who has caught feelings for a tavern maiden with two lines of dialogue, a wood elf that really wants to learn about the lineage of that group of squirrels, and a warrior that just wants to break things? Are you worried that your players just want to pick a fight with a gruff goblin bartender named Schmeegalax that was never meant to be anything but the person that pointed the group to a new job, and now has somehow become an ongoing recurring demigod threat? You may be entitled to financial compensation. But not from us. What we can provide is a comfy t-shirt that lets everyone in your party know exactly what's going through your mind as they continue to do the complete and baffling opposite of what you've easily laid out.

Whether you're buying for yourself to make a point, or buying for your DM as an apology, this is sure to get a laugh, followed by a lingering stare into the abyss and a quiet sigh.

"Okay, so..." comes on a Gildan softstyle t-shirt and is available in sizes Small through 5XL