Woke up. Squawked once. Caused chaos. Repeat.
A seagull lifestyle guide.

Product Details:

• 3.8 oz, 100% Polyester:
  Light enough to feel like freedom, tough enough to survive beer spills, saltwater, and regret.

• Ultra Breathable & Moisture-Wicking:
  Keeps you dry while you “sweat” doing absolutely nothing productive.

• Removable Tag for Comfort:
  Because itchy necks ruin good vibes — and we respect the grind and your skin.

• Athletic, Sleeveless, Crewneck:
  Engineered for guys who might hit the gym but definitely hit the cooler.

• Print Method: The print stays fresh even after your life choices don’t.

🌊 Sons of Beaches Size Chart — For Every Type of Legend

🐚 Washing Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, hang dry, and ignore adult responsibilities.

• Do not bleach unless you enjoy tie-dye surprises.

• Do not iron — you’re not that kind of person.

• Best worn with sunglasses, sarcasm, and sand in inappropriate places.