Black Friday giveaways, my arse!

This is what the lovely Harry Enfield suggested I put up on my site!

Have you seen how much prices have gone up to compensate for the Black Friday's 'sales?'

Designed to become one of your new favourites, the Black Friday's Bollocks is a must-have. And best of all, it's printed on demand in a renewable energy powered factory. The amazing fit of this t-shirt gives it a timeless look, perfect for everyday. Available now with same day shipping.

Size Guide

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.