NINJA BORG! The game that inspired Johan Nohr to threaten legal action! NINJA BORG! The game Brain Yaksha declared to be "John Waters on an ether frolic." NINJA BORG delivers the most awesome experience in RPG history: the ninja experience. But not just any ninja experience. It’s a ninja experience inspired by and built on early 2000s memes and ’80s action movies—intentionally foregoing any pretense of historical reference or “accuracy” whatsoever. In short, the authentic ninja experience. Does this get you FREAKIN' PUMPED? Then you need NINJA BORG—the greatest RPG about ninjas and therefore the most badass RPG to ever exist.

This is not your Swedish Grandpa’s Borg. NINJA BORG utilizes a completely new ruleset, the Real Fuckin' Simple System (RFSS). So this is not published under the MÖRK BORG Third Party License, but the NINJA BORG First-Party License of Awesome! Don't let that scare you; it'll still feel familiar! Our shit is so easy, and our handy conversion guide makes all your existing BORG stuff totally usable with NINJA BORG!