Show off your swim mom status from every angle — especially from behind the lane ropes! This unisex hoodie features the hilarious quote “If Towel Folding Were an Olympic Sport I’d Win Gold” boldly printed on the back, letting everyone on the pool deck know who the real champion is. Warm, roomy, and seriously fun, it’s the perfect blend of comfort and swim-parent pride for meet days, practice runs, or just staying cozy poolside.

• Design printed on the back
• Unisex fit — great for moms or dads
• Soft cotton/poly blend
• Front pouch pocket and drawstring hood
• Perfect for chilly swim mornings and long meets

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Each item is made to order just for you, which takes a bit more time—but it’s worth the wait! Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Please allow 5-12 business days for processing, printing, and delivery.

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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